The State of Sao Salvador is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.464 billion Sao Salvadorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Sao Salvadorian economy, worth 768 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 35,826 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,128 per year while the poor average 2,058, a ratio of 115 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sao Salvador's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sao Salvador is ranked 262,828^th in the world and 1^st in Salvador for Safest, scoring 11.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.